Muddle Your Way Through Fatherhood: How to fool people into thinking you’re a competent dad

By Paul Merrill

Are you cut out for fatherhood?

Letting you in on the insider secrets the so-called ‘real’ parenting books don’t dare reveal, Muddle Your Way Through Fatherhood will arm you with all the tips, cheats and excuses you’re going to need to seem like a vaguely competent father.

For example, find out if you have chosen the right mother for your children, how to avoid being assaulted during childbirth and the greatest lies to tell your children. Ever wondered if you can make your child less stupid? This book will tell you all of this – and more.

Using a series of scientifically questionable quizzes, flowcharts, checklists and celebrity advice, Muddle Your Way Through Fatherhood will help you to ensure that no one thinks you’re a terrible dad again. Except possibly your kids, but they don’t count.