Ask a Silly Question

By Martin Hammond

“Ban this man from eBay. A stupidly funny book” – Alex Zane

Join Fredrick Facedass on a bizarre journey through this collection of stupidly funny and completely genuine email exchanges with the online sellers of eBay.

Banished to the basement as his marriage dissolves, he’s left with all the time in the world and only a computer for company. Fredrick, however, is far from lonely…

Whether he’s hunting down the perfect conker, demanding his wife sit in vinegar or commissioning witches to cast spells, no one is safe from this loon. Fredrick is a kind and considerate man and he never means to irritate the innocent sellers, but his peculiar and persistent line of questioning often does…